Waterbowl League - Game Week 9
Meat Bag hands Kracked Toof draw with last minute TD to punish wasteful City
The Kracked Toof Orcs recovered from a second half TD to salvage a draw against Detroit Pox City, to keep up the pressure in an already tense Lustria division.
A sloppy start from Bruce Lŭvgŭnn had Pox City on the backfoot from the very first kick.
The Toof were the aggressors in the first half, sending four Pox City players to the box for smelling salts.
With the teams deadlocked at the start of the second half, Detroit Pox City lined up extremely aggressively. The ball was ignored as Kracked Toof teeth were cracked. The defending Orcs resorting to bundling the new Pox City player Äss Holle over the line for a TD.
As seems to be a theme with the Pox City in recent games, a second half Pitch Invasion resulted in over half a dozen players floored before the ball landed.
With the game dying came a moment of brilliance from Kracked Toof's goblin rookie Meat Bag. A block from "Strutter" McGhee forced Meat Bag into the tentacles of Beth the Beast. With ball still tucked to his chest, Meat Bag squirmed and squeezed out of it's grasp and belted down the left flank for a last second Touchdown! This earned his team the draw and himself a well deserved Most Valuable Player award.
Rumours that Meat Bag was discovered to be taking performance enhancing mushrooms were proven to be unfounded, and completely legal in the Waterbowl.
After the game the irate Pox City manager vented to the waiting press:
"Brick Far'th is not walking through that door! Lord Borak is not walking through that door, and Morg 'n' Thorg is not walking through that door! What we are is young, exciting, hard-working, and we're going to improve. People don't realize that, and as soon as they realise those three guys are not coming through that door, the better this team will be for all of us because there are young guys in that locker room playing their arses off. I wish we had an extra 500,000 gold. I wish we could buy the world. We can't; the only thing we can do is work hard, and all the negativity that's in this city sucks. I've been around when Prince Moranion was booed. I've been around when Ghoul-Chewer was booed. And it stinks. It makes the greatest teams in the world, lousy."
Being asked whether they are still aiming for the playoffs only exacerbated the situation:
"What’s that? Playoffs? Don’t talk about; playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game! Another game!"
Detroit Pox City continue their playoff push, or lack of, against the second Orc team of the league the Lil Green Meanies.
Kracked Toof face a tough task against league leaders Max Deadroom.
Visit Element Games here (Use the code DAN2300 at Checkout for double points)
For more Blood Bowl action:
Listen to the Two Drunk Flings podcast here
Listen to the Anything But A One podcast here
The Kracked Toof Orcs recovered from a second half TD to salvage a draw against Detroit Pox City, to keep up the pressure in an already tense Lustria division.
A sloppy start from Bruce Lŭvgŭnn had Pox City on the backfoot from the very first kick.
The Toof were the aggressors in the first half, sending four Pox City players to the box for smelling salts.
With the teams deadlocked at the start of the second half, Detroit Pox City lined up extremely aggressively. The ball was ignored as Kracked Toof teeth were cracked. The defending Orcs resorting to bundling the new Pox City player Äss Holle over the line for a TD.
As seems to be a theme with the Pox City in recent games, a second half Pitch Invasion resulted in over half a dozen players floored before the ball landed.
With the game dying came a moment of brilliance from Kracked Toof's goblin rookie Meat Bag. A block from "Strutter" McGhee forced Meat Bag into the tentacles of Beth the Beast. With ball still tucked to his chest, Meat Bag squirmed and squeezed out of it's grasp and belted down the left flank for a last second Touchdown! This earned his team the draw and himself a well deserved Most Valuable Player award.
Rumours that Meat Bag was discovered to be taking performance enhancing mushrooms were proven to be unfounded, and completely legal in the Waterbowl.
After the game the irate Pox City manager vented to the waiting press:
"Brick Far'th is not walking through that door! Lord Borak is not walking through that door, and Morg 'n' Thorg is not walking through that door! What we are is young, exciting, hard-working, and we're going to improve. People don't realize that, and as soon as they realise those three guys are not coming through that door, the better this team will be for all of us because there are young guys in that locker room playing their arses off. I wish we had an extra 500,000 gold. I wish we could buy the world. We can't; the only thing we can do is work hard, and all the negativity that's in this city sucks. I've been around when Prince Moranion was booed. I've been around when Ghoul-Chewer was booed. And it stinks. It makes the greatest teams in the world, lousy."
Being asked whether they are still aiming for the playoffs only exacerbated the situation:
"What’s that? Playoffs? Don’t talk about; playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game! Another game!"
Detroit Pox City continue their playoff push, or lack of, against the second Orc team of the league the Lil Green Meanies.
Kracked Toof face a tough task against league leaders Max Deadroom.
Visit Element Games here (Use the code DAN2300 at Checkout for double points)
For more Blood Bowl action:
Listen to the Two Drunk Flings podcast here
Listen to the Anything But A One podcast here
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